Abigail's take on Daddy

Last week:
Abee: 'Where's Daddy?'
Mom: 'He's at work.'
Abee: 'Oh. . .playing basketball'
(my daughter thought I was an NBA star!!!)

Today:
Abee: 'Where's Daddy?'
Mom: 'He's at work.'
Abee: 'Oh. . .yada yada yada. . .eyeballs'
(my daughter now knows the truth. . .I hope she's not too disappointed. . .I was kinda hoping she'd keep thinking of me as an elite athelete for at least a few more years. . .)